Get your parents’ approval with a sex doll?

Warning: if your parents have heart problems, don’t do this!

In this step-by-step guide, we’ll walk you through the process of getting your parents’ approval, getting rid of them and making sure they never interfere with your romantic life again. After all, life is so short, how can you enjoy it if someone else is always telling you what to do?

Step 1: Buy your new love doll

The first and easiest step is to get a sex doll. You can buy a budget or mid-range doll online at know that sounds like a very elaborate advertisement and it is. The love doll you choose should be a realistic, human-sized model. This is very important. Unless you are buying a dwarf sex doll, it should be about 158 cm or taller. Her body type or skin colour is totally up to you and your personal preferences. Now, if you really want to piss off your parents, go into hard mode. If your parents don’t like seeing you with a black or Asian partner, not out of racism (obviously), but simply because they’d rather you find a good old-fashioned Caucasian, then choose your silicone girlfriend accordingly.

Step 2: Take pictures of your new partner

You can’t just call your parents over for dinner and introduce them to your new partner in silicone. For maximum effect, you have to slowly build up an expectation. Start by telling your parents about your new romantic interest. Give them little hints that you have started dating. But don’t give too much away, keep them guessing. Also try to make your new partner attractive to your parents. Whatever qualities or traits your parents would like to see in your future wife or husband, put them into your stories. They must be so curious that they can’t help but ask questions about him/her.

Step 3: Prepare dinner

You will need to prepare a dinner with your parents as an excuse to have them meet your realistic flat chest sex doll. Whatever meal you make or order, don’t try to please your parents with the menu. If your parents like to eat meat, tell them that your new girlfriend is a vegetarian. They won’t turn down the chance to finally meet your new partner, even if they have to suffer through food they don’t like. It also makes it much more believable. After all, your new girlfriend can’t be perfect, can she?

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Step 4: Master your poker face

The hard part is over, now comes the reward. Once the plan is in motion and your parents are about to arrive, prepare yourself and the realistic sex doll. Clean your flat, spray some perfume and put on some Tony Bennett to set the mood. You can even call your parents ahead of time to tell them that your new girlfriend is nervous. Tell them to take it easy on her, accept her and, most importantly, not judge you for your romantic choices. Also, lock the front door once they enter, as they may try to escape. For your love doll, keep her out of sight. Let your parents relax a bit before introducing them to the Busty Amy 2.0 love doll.

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